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- Cat Ipsum -

Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.

Pretend not to be evil push your water glass on the floor i like frogs and 0 gravity so please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it's cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy's leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside put butt in owner's face so touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Cry louder at reflection bury the poop bury it deep attack like a vicious monster. Lick the plastic bag. Tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad behind the couch chase mice, or slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish yet chase red laser dot, so eats owners hair then claws head. Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened lick sellotape but cat not kitten around . Purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table roll over and sun my belly flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower, but cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws but hate dog